[youpey]

say you are swarmed by 5 year olds, an army of 5 year olds, how many of these 5 year olds could you knock out before they knock you out, because eventually they will beat you down as you get exhausted

Only fists and feet are all that is allowed, with the exception of using a 5 year old as a bat. You are completely surrounded by them and they are closing in at feverish pace. There is no escape its a fight until you are eventually knocked out.

how many bitches??

for me i say 2 or 3

 

[dean]

are the five-yr olds armed with anything? I'm 6'3", so the little bastards would be at right about crotch-level. In other words, I can't be worrying so much about my back. Luckily, I wouldn't have to, since five-yr olds have the punch of a yugo.

I could take down about 15 on good-time adrenaline alone.

 

[youpey]

the 5 year olds only have their fists and feet, no weapons. you can use 1 five year old as a bat, that is the only real weapon allowed

 

[10bv01]

each 5 year old would take only a single punch to the face or a solid kick to the groin, i think you guys are underestimating yourselves, id be able to take down at least 20. if you knock one out, pick him/her up and swing him/her around in a circle ninja style you'll be taking them down like flies.

Thank you for such an intriguing question.

 

[dean]

Ah, I may be significantly taller than the five-yr olds, but my punching strength is roughly equivalent, so other than greater leverage, my advantages are pretty limited, hence the conservative number.

 

[mightytightywhitey]

Could we use like the shirt from one of them to tie two 5 year olds together and make a pair of 5yearold-nunchucks. I could slay scores of them if I had a pair of 5yearoldchucks.

 

[DrJones]

At least a dozen.

5 year olds run crying if they scrape thier knee, so defeating one wouldn't be that tough. And depending on the speed with which they came at me, I'd say a top end of more than 30.

 

[dean]

Could we use like the shirt from one of them to tie two 5 year olds together and make a pair of 5yearold-nunchucks. I could slay scores of them if I had a pair of 5yearoldchucks.

What's your Strength + 2d6?

 

[Thalo]

My boss, who's something like 6'4" 250lbs was having this conversation with me one day, asking how far I think this 90lb girl we work with would fly if he punched her in the face.

 

[youpey]

haha, that is awesome

 

[intrikit]

5 yr olds: 200 or so.

90 lb girl: 12 ft (( if i hit her )), your boss... 25 ft mabye?

 

[youpey]

i like the 90 pound girl senario, that is amazing

 

[dean]

i like the 90 pound girl senario, that is amazing

Thalo wins...FATALITY I can't get the mental image what her face would look like in slo-mo. It's better than watching a kid get hit in the face with a red rubber ball in dodgeball.

 

[youpey]

here is a picture of a person punching someone like in the idea
i inserted it into a picture with my favorite game...nba hangtime

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f124/youpey/xNBA_Hangtime.jpg

 

[DrJones]

Your photoshop skills leave much to be desired...

 

[youpey]

i used mspaint for this...not much control

 

[blackgti06]

wow thats kinda of weird

 

[GranTurismoInjection]

I'd kick them all in the face, with the exception of a few well-placed jabs, so I'll say about 30-40.