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Welcome to the club.  Nice ride.  Looks like there are at least 3 united grey GTI's around town now.  Im happy with mine, but I can be happier.  Im driving to Louisville this week to have a Neuspeed intake and a Revo software flash installed.  Cant wait!
 

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indygti said:
Welcome to the club. Nice ride. Looks like there are at least 3 united grey GTI's around town now. Im happy with mine, but I can be happier. Im driving to Louisville this week to have a Newspeed intake and a Revo software flash installed. Cant wait!
I would be interested to know how that turns out. if you don't mind post your results here or email me at [email protected]. Good Luck!
 

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I got the mods done on Wednesday. The shop didnt have a dyno so Im unsure of exact numbers. But I do know that my fast runs like a raped ape (as if it didnt already). If you have the means, I highly recommend this mod! ;D
 

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Wouldn't a raped ape just huddle into a ball with his arms around his knees, rocking back and forth, laughing and crying at the same time?
 

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Why would it laugh? Your perception of how an animal deals with rape is alarming. Poor ape. Why did this have to happen?

Aces on the car, 3rdGTI. Yours is an exact match of mine, so I can confirm that you have purchased the ultimate GTI.
 

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blackgti06 said:
you said your gonna keep it stock that wont last long. Trust me your find something to add to your Gti.
It's true. I've never modded any of my previous cars, but there is something about this one that compels you to add to its greatness with personal touches.

And MaoistBanker, I believe the raped ape would have its world turned upside down, and wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry since nothing would make sense anymore. I think a more appropriate analogy would have been "my Fast runs like an electro-prodded ape with a belt sinched around his nuts."
 

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Gorillas might be the most horrifying creatures on the planet. Thinking of one in different phases of panic or anger keeps me up at night.
 

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dean said:
blackgti06 said:
you said your gonna keep it stock that wont last long. Trust me your find something to add to your Gti.
It's true. I've never modded any of my previous cars, but there is something about this one that compels you to add to its greatness with personal touches.

And MaoistBanker, I believe the raped ape would have its world turned upside down, and wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry since nothing would make sense anymore. I think a more appropriate analogy would have been "my Fast runs like an electro-prodded ape with a belt sinched around his nuts."
There seems to be way too much insight with this explanation. I find this a little alarming myself. :'(
 
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